It is with great regret that we bid farewell to our friend and colleague Samuel R. "Sandy" Burglar. While we may never know the exact causes which led to his tragic and unexpected demise, we take comfort in that Sandy demonstrated that he was the epitome of discretion, protecting his friends no matter the personal cost to himself. Like a good Roman soldier, Sandy chose to fall upon his own sword in order to preserve the honor of his esteemed partners and associates. His sense of humor was legendary, Sandy was never afraid to poke fun at himself or his infamous sloppy habits about paperwork, always misplacing important documents, inadvertantly mixing up his wardrobe, not once, but many times - too many to count. Farewell our pudgy friend, as you cross the great divide, may you look back and see that we will forever be in your debt, and we hope you know that we did everything we could to make your passing as painless as possible.

With all our love...we're going to miss you.

HRC & Your Forever Pal, 'Bubba'

Even now, "we feel your pain". :(